Uncomfort comforter..

payter nga habol.. hehehe :)

Want a self portrait from 'Pricasso' ?

Artist Tim Patch (L), who calls himself 'Pricasso', paints a picture of Olga Braude (R) using his penis at the Sexpo in Johannesburg, September 28, 2007. (courtesy of yahoo news)

One VS 100 (bisdak version..)

Sugilanon: One vs. one hundred

GOODBYE, love!’ ‘Bye, Honey!’ ‘Bye, sweetheart!’ ‘Bye, darling!’ ‘Bye, Babes…!’ Naglumba lag babay ang mga ‘asawa’ ni Butingting, nga nanagbarog sa dakong terasa sa iyang mansiyon, dihang misud na siya sa iyang Mercedes Benz aron moadto na sa iyang pabrika nga tighimog jumbo hotdog. Mao kiniy iyang negusyo nga natukod sukad makakubra sa pipila ka milyon ka pesos nga daog niya sa Superlotto usag tunga sa tuig ang milabay.

Tindero lag budbod nga way pilit kaniadto si Butingting. Nag-antos siya niini sulod sa napulo na ka tuig nga way maayong halin. Di pod lagi maayo ang iyang budbod. Tiaw mo ba goy way pilit kay wa siyay ikaabot og palit. Inig gisi mo sa giputos nga dahon sa saging, dayon lag pangayagyag sa yuta ug di ka makakaon sa imong pinalit.

Gibiaybiay siya sa mga tawo, labi na ang mga babaye nga moingon, “Ang budbod mo, Noy, pwerteng luspara. Way lana… lunok na lang, liwat sa nagbaligya!” Igo lang intawon si Butingting pagtulon sa iyang laway sa iyang nadawat nga biaybiay.

“Bantay lang mo, mga inday. Kadaog gani ko’s Superlotto ugma, ay…!” Nagpanakla nga namulong si Butingting dihang layo na ang mga seksi.

Nabatasan na ni Butingting nga bisan unsa ka gamay ang iyang halin, mogahin gayud siyag para sa iyang mentin nga numero sa Superlotto. Kay niya pa, suwerte-suwerte tuod ni, pero kon di ka mopalit… wa gyud kay suwerteng makuhit. Wa gyud kay purohan nga mamilyonaryo.

Pagka buntag sa sunod adlaw, Biyernes, mao na lay iyang naamguhan nga gikipatkipat niya ang iyang mga mata ug gikusi-kusi niyag maayo ang iyang nawong aron pagtino kon wa ba siya magdamgo sa iyang nakitang numero nga nidaog sa Superlotto nga iyang nabasahan sa unang panid sa Superbalita. Ang iyang mentin maoy niguwa.

Human madawat ni Butingting ang iyang premyo didto sa Manila wa siya maglangan. Miuli siya sa Cebu ug nagpatukod gilayon siyag mansiyon ug pabrika sa jumbo hotdog nga puwerte kabus-ok. Di sama sa iyang budbod kaniadto nga daling magupok. Mga dalagang guwapa ang iyang gipasulod nga mga trabahante sa iyang pabrika. Nagpaguwapo pod siya. Nagpa-spa. Mikaog mAayo ug mitumar og daghang bitamina. Mibata ug dato na kaayong tan-awon ang iyang hitsura.

Ang kapilyo ni Butingting nga wa niya magamit sa mga tsiks kaniadto gigamit na niya karon nga siya usa na ka milyonaryo. Gitiradahan niya ang iyang mga empleyadang guwapa. Gihashasan, gipilian og Binibining Pilipinas beauty gyud maoy iyang gipanguyaban. Gipapuyo sa iyang mansiyon nga maoy moalagad kaniya sama sa asawa. Usa ka gatos kini sila tanan nga nahimo niyang ‘asawa.’

KARON malipayon kaayong miuli si Butingting sa iyang mansiyon. Nakita niya ang mga daghang balloon ug dako nga streamer nga sineprahag “Happy birthday, our beloved, sweetheart, darling, baby, Honey Butingting!” Daghang lamiang pagkaon ang giandam sa iyang mga ‘asawa’ sa ibabaw sa lamesa duol sa dakong swimming pool. Seksi kaayo ang iyang mga asawa nga nagsul-ob lang og mga bikini. Nangaon silang tanan ug nanaghubog sa ‘stateside’ nga mga bino.

“Busog ug hubog na si Butingting, mga minahal kong asawa. Mopahulay na ko’s akong lawak…!” nagkanguhal si Butingting.

“Uy, akoa ra ba rong gabhiona, love. Ay’g binuang og tulog-tulog diretso diha!” Usa sa iyang asawa namulong nga naghapuhap sa iyang dughan.

“Apan di na nako madala, love. Ugma na lang, please!”

“Unsay ugma? Kang No. 51 nang turno. Imo na baya ming gi-eskidyulan.”

“Na hala, tana. Alalayi ko,” ni Butingting.

“Upppsss! Kamo ra diay? Di ra ba ko mahimutang kon di maromansa kon makainom…” laing asawa mikupot sa necktie ni Butingting.

“Ako sab, darling…” matod sa No. 55 nga mihinay pag-abli sa butones sa iyang long sleeve nga polo.

Nanugok pod ang uban pa niyang mga ‘asawa.’ Gitapuk-an siya sa usa ka gatos nga mga seksi ug guwapang babaye.

“Ayaw tawon mo pagbinuang mga pinangga…!” ni Butingting nga gipanguyawan na.

“Di tawon ni binuang amo, our dear Butingting,” gikan sa No. 69. “Mao gyud ra ba ni among giandam nga regalo nimo para karong gabhiona sa imong birthday!”

May mikupot sa siper sa karsones ni Butingting. Ang uban mitabang paglasnit sa gisul-ob nga mga sapot ni Butingting.

“H-Hoooy…! Mabayat kanang akong brip! Maluoy mo… ayaw intawon ko ninyo lugosa! Unsay pagtuo ninyo sa akong armas, machine gun!” mitiyabaw si Butingting nga nagkamangkamang. Nagkagidlay ang hitsura nga naghakgom sa iyang ‘pistola.’ (KATAPUSAN)

Courtesy of Sunstar SuperBalita

(Pebrero 21, 2008 isyu)

Silog express...

I supposed to post this on my cooking blog but I find it so "Watsinanngo"on this menu.. Order na mintras init pa!! heheh :)

* LONGSILOG-Longganisa, Itlog
* CHICKALOG-Chicken,Itlog
* TAPSILOG-Tapa, Sinigang, Itlog
* DULOG-Dugos, Itlog
* LUGLOG-Lugaw, Itlog
* HIKAP-Hipon, Kape
* HIKAP PIPI-Hipon, Kape, Piniritong-Pitso
* SIMHOT PIPI-Sinugbang-imbaw, Hotdog, Piniritong-Pitso
* PAAK-Pancit, Asin, Kamatis
* PAAK WAIT-Pancit, Asin, Kamatis, Sikwa, Itlog
* HIKAP TOTOY-Hipon, kape, Tortang Talong + Yosi
* DAKO TOTOY- Danggit, Konchinta, Tortang Talong+Yosi,
* GAHI TOTOY-Ginisa, Atsara, Hipon, Tortang Talong +Yosi
* TILA-Tinola, Lantsaw
* TILA-I-Tinola, Lantsaw, Itlog
* TILA-I KO-Tinola, Lantsaw, Itlog, Kochinta
* TILA-I KO BI-Tinola,Lantsaw, Itlog, Kochinta, Bihon
* SIGI TILA PA- Sinugba, Ginamos, Tinola, Lantsaw, Pancit
* SIGI TILA PA BA-Sinugba, Ginamos, Tinola, Lantsaw, Pancit, Bahaw
* SIGI TILA PA HA-Sinugba, Ginamos, Tinola, Lantsaw, Pancit, Halo-Halo
* SIGI TILA PA PAPA-Sinugba, Ginamos, Tinola, Lantsaw, Pancit with ketchup
* PAKUMOT-Pancit, Kinilaw, Humbang Humot.
* PAKUMOT KA-Pancit, Kinilaw, Humbang Humot, Kape
* PAKUMOT KA BA-Pancit, Kinilaw, Humbang Humot, Kape-Barako
* PAKUMOT KAY GAHI NA-Pancit, Kinilaw, Humbang Humot, Kalamay, Ginisa, Atsara, Hipon, Nata de Coco
* DILA-Dinugoan, Lantsaw
* DILA-I-Dinugoan, Lantsaw, Itlog
* DILA-I PA-Dinugoan, Lantsaw, Itlog, Pancit
* DILA-I PA BA-Dinugoan, Lantsaw, Itlog, Pancit, Bahaw
* BUKA- Buwad, Kape
* BUKA-BUKA-Buwad, Kape, Bukayo, Kan-on
* BUKA KAY ISULOD-Buwad, Kape, Kalamay, Isdang-lumod
* BUKA KAY GAHI NA-Buwad, Kape, Kalamay, Ginisa, Atsara, Hipon
* I-DUOT-Itlog, Dunat, Dukot (kan-on)
* I-DUOT PA-Itlog, Dunat, Dukot (kan-on), Pancit
* I-DUOT KAY HAPIT NA- Itlog, Dunat, Dukot (kan-on), Pancit, Kalamay, Hamonada, Pinirito, Nata de coco)
* SUPSUP-Suman, Putsero, Sotanghon, Puto
* SUPSUP PA-Suman, Putsero, Sotanghon, Puto, Pancit
* SUPSUP PA BA-Suman, Putsero, Sotanghon, Puto, Pancit, Bahaw
* SUPSUP GAWAS NA- Suman, Putsero, Sotanghon, Puto, Lugaw sa Nata de Coco
* SUPSUP PA DALI!- the same as above gipadali lang ang waiter he.he.he.he.he

Camote vs dengue

Hearts Day is over.. and i've got new stuff buggin' me and its camote.. I have read the papers today and found out that its already spreading over the dub_dub_dub (its a techy lingo for WWW).. I just felt like sharing it since dengue is one of the most epidemic monster to hit the city nowadays.. This might help! Your watsinanngo is now a quack doctor! bwahahaha :)

" Is camote tops “cure” for dengue?

The internet abounds with claims that camote (sweet potato) tops extract “is effective in preventing or in curing dengue….because they are excellent sources of antioxidative compounds, mainly polyphenolics, which may protect the human body from oxidative stress that is associated with many diseases including cancer and cardiovascular diseases, and that it boosts the immune system.”

To put things in their proper perspective, there has been no original scientific research, much less randomized, double-blind, clinical studies to support this claim. Indeed, it would be terrific if this were true. Hopefully, future investigations in the laboratory and in human will prove this to be so.

In the meantime, for the safety of the patient, most of them children, it is best to rely on the currently proven and accepted medical therapy, rather than abandoning this scientific treatment and using only camote top extracts. If one wishes to use camote extracts, that’s fine, but take this in combination with today’s standard treatment, and under the supervision of the attending physician. "

Acknowledgment: Cebu Daily News, 02/18/2008 issue

A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY....

Bing, a beautiful Filipina fell in love with Edong.

She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her Tatay (dad).

Her Tatay told her, "Bing, you'll have to find another. Your Nanay (mom) does not know this, but Edong is your half-brother" .

So Bing forgot about her Edong, and soon planned to marry Ricardo.

But after telling tatay again, he said, "Bing, anak ko (my child), there's trouble still. You cannot marry Ricardo. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Edong are your half-brothers. "

Bing had no choice but to go to her Nanay. Nanay already knew and said "Anak ko, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Edong, because you are not related to Tatay."

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY....

Happy Hearts Day.. see what you wear interprets you!

Wear WHITE if you are SINGLE AND LOOKING

Wear GRAY if you are NOT INTERESTED IN RELATIONSHIPS/COMMITMENTS

Wear RED if you are COMMITTED AND HAPPY

Wear BROWN if you are COMMITTED BUT YOU WANT OUT

Wear BLUE if you are IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIEND/LIKE SOMEONE IN THE OFFICE

Wear YELLOW if you are DATING/INLOVE BUT NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP

Wear GREEN if you are in a 3RD PARTY RELATIONSHIP

Wear BLACK if you are BROKENHEARTED

Wear STRIPES if you have MORE THAN ONE RELATIONSHIP

Wear PINK if you are in SAME SEX RELATIONSHIP

Wear ORANGE you DIDN’T HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP SINCE BIRTH

I want a fresh-cut flower this Valentine! (pls..)

More fresh-cut flowers are purchased for Valentine's Day than for any other holiday. Some other statistics:

Many Men Want Valentine's Flowers

• 61 percent of all men say they would like to receive flowers for Valentine's Day from a woman.

No Matter What Their Age

Percent who want Valentine's Day flowers, by age:

• 79% of men 18-24 years old
• 67% of men 25-34 years old
• 61% of men 35-49 years old
• 55% of men 50-64 years old
• 31% of men over 65

But Fewer Men Get Their Wish

• 40% of men say they have ever received Valentine's flowers from a woman.

Mostly Men Buy Valentine's Day Flowers

• 73% of people who buy flowers for Valentine's Day are men, while only 27 percent are women

Men and Women Buy Valentine Flowers for Different Recipients

• 79% of men's Valentine's Day flower purchases are for wives or significant others. Women's lists are more varied.

Men: 79% for Wife/significant other

Flower Giving Tips for Women

• Consider the Color - Men respond well to vivid, crisp colors such as red, orange, yellow, purple and blue. You can choose from a wide variety of dazzling hues.
• Style and Design - For a more masculine feel, consider a linear floral design or an arrangement in a rustic, earthy or sleek container. Blooming plants or green plants are also a great gift for you favorite guy.
• Try a Theme - Your florist can create theme arrangements that revolve around your sweetheart's favorite hobby, sport or pastime.
• For the Cost Conscious - If you have the heart but not the budget for dozens of flowers, surprise your sweetheart with the simple elegance of a single flower, or a bud vase.
• Surprise Him at the Office - When Valentine's Day is on a weekday, have his flowers delivered to his office to enjoy at work and bring home for the weekend.
• Plan Ahead - Call your favorite florist the week before to get the best selection and ensure prompt delivery.
• Be Ready - When you call, have your information handy: the recipient's name, address, phone number, what you want to send and how you want to pay.

Valentines mode..

Love is in the air.. Starting today 'till Feb 14, your watsinanggo will post anything about valentine, it would be funny, senti, romantic, or kinda Kelloggs (corny). As long as it would fit the valentine mode theme! Ok here's a good start.. romantic yet "torpe" song from 112, In a Rush.. i just love this song in some way! (hehee)

it came over me in a rush
when i realized that i love you so much
that sometimes i cry
but i can't tell you why
why i feel what i feel inside

how i try to express
whats been troublin' my mind
but still i can't find the words
but i know that somethings got a hold of me

it came over me in a rush
when i realized that i love you so much
that sometimes i cry
but i can't tell you why
why i feel what i feel inside

baby someday ill find a way to say
just what you mean to me
but if that day never comes along
and you don't hear this song
i guess you'll never know

it came over me in a rush
when i realized that i love you so much
that sometimes i cry
but i can't tell you why
why i feel what i feel in
feel what i feel inside

and when i say inside i mean deep
you fill my soul
and thats something i can't explain
its over me

cuz it came over me in a rush
when i realized that i love you so much
that sometimes i cry
but i can't tell you why
why i feel what i feel inside

it came over me in a rush
when i realized that i love you so much
that sometimes i cry
but i can't tell you why
why i feel what i feel inside

it came over me in a rush
when i realized that i love you so much
that sometimes i cry
but i can't tell you why
why i feel what i feel inside

Bee Friday Madness..

I've been a big fan of Killer Bee's Bee Friday Madness program, so to speak and setting the record straight.. I only listen to their station just every Friday! hehe.. Know why? coz they play the songs that I have grown up.. the 80's, the 90's, and early 2000's.. Just this morning, as i turned on the radio, the DJ plays a kinda "nasty" song its Freak Me by Another Level, 'twas a hit song way back in the late 90's where H20, Sexy Fridays, Zero Below, R&B (Rhythms & Brews) rules the club scene in the city. Party people loves to bump 'n grind to its beat (and so am I). So whats with that song anyway? If my memory serves me well.. I have remembered longtime ago that a very special fella used to sing me with that rhythm.. "_" sigh "_"...


P.S. i still have an mp3 of that song if you want copy just ping me then..

Translations 101..

Usa ka Amerkanong peace corps ang miadto sa layong
barangay aron makigsulti sa mga katawhan. Si Juan mao
ra ang makamao og makasabot sa ininglis, mao nga siya
ang gihimong interpreter.

AMERKANO : "Good morning ladies and gentlemen"
JUAN : "Maayong buntag sa mga babaye ug mga lalake"

AMERKANO : " I'm very happy that I'm here in your
place."
JUAN : "Akong dakong kalipay nga ania ako sa inyong
lugar"

AMERKANO : "I know..."
JUAN : "Nakahibawo ako...."

AMERKANO: "...that all of you are THOUGHTFUL.. ."
JUAN : " ...nga kamong tanan DAGKOG NGIPON.."

AMERKANO : .....that all of you are FAITHFUL..."
JUAN: ".... nga kamong tanan DAGKOG TIIL..."

AMERKANO: "... and that, all of you arePEACEFUL. .."
JUAN : "...nga kamong tanan DAGKOG NAWONG..."

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