I was late for work this past few days..

And the reason is... One Million Roses! I was addicted with this damn korean novela, since I have seen that Sassy Girl thing, I found myself got hooked with these korean stuffs. One Million Roses is aired every 8:30 in the morning @GMA7. Its a typical twisted korean scene which they are known for. If you want to get late at work then this is the great reason to get hooked. Trust me and yes you will!! wahahaha :)

Summer preview..

Off to Bantayan this weekend! A nasty skimboard taken last year hehehe

Dark in here..

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750.."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

What role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilinas?

Paolo Bediones: Janina, how are you?
Janina San Miguel: I’m fine.
Paolo Bediones: Alright, so you won two of the major awards - Best in Long Gown, Best in Swimsuit, do you feel any pressure right now?
Janina San Miguel: No, I don’t feel any pressure right now.
Paolo Bediones: Confident! Alright! Please choose a name of the judge.
Paolo Bediones: We have Miss Vivienne Tan.
Vivienne Tan: Good Evening.
Janina San Miguel: Good Evening.
Vivienne Tan: The question is, what role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilinas?
Janina San Miguel: Well, my family’s role for me is so important b’coz there was the wa- they’re, they was the one who’s… very… Hahahaha… Oh I’m so sorry, Ahhmm… My pamily… My family… Oh my god… I’m… Ok, I’m so sorry… I… I told you that I’m so confident… Eto, Ahhmm, Wait… Hahahaha, Ahmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b’coz I’m only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the top 10. Hmmm, so… but I said that my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.

Know your booze where they came from!

Quite sometime now i've got a wine collection in my room. I'd just love the heck for having those.. But the question is do i know them and where they came from? My answer is NO. As I was browsing the net I met this info that compliments my collection.

"Single malts belong to a category of alcoholic beverages known as distilled spirits and a number of agriculture products can be used like corn (bourbon), potatoes (vodka), sugar cane (rum), wine (brandy) and grains (whiskey/whisky). The latter is distilled from a fermented mash of grain (corn, barley, rye, or wheat) and aged in oak barrels."

Comic strip :)